Elf On The Shelf

I've known about Elf on the Shelf for a few years now, but these episodes takes the cake.  Sorry Jenny.

PS - Why do these things look so creepy?

Hello Milano

Why the crap are these cookies soooooo good?!?

Seriously, I have like no self control.  I determined that I've now gotten myself into a morning regimen of 2 milano cookies and a glass of water every morning.  I like to think that the glass of water and the orange in the cookie offset the unhealthiness of the whole thing.

Sure, I could just not buy them, but I blame Jeremy because he just keeps bringing them into the house.  Couldn't have anything to do with the fact that he knows I'd make him drive back to the store if he forgot them.  Nah, that can't be it.